Porno Reviews

“Pirates” is considered the greatest XXX accomplishment of all time. Winner of 11 AVN Awards, including Best Adult DVD, Best Video Feature, Best All-Girl Sex Scene, Best Actress and Best Actor! Quite the accomplishment I think.

This porno actually makes you think you are watching a movie. Sure, the acting still isn’t perfect, but you actually get sucked into the story line. It’s different, I’m used to fast forwarding to the good parts. There are even some damn decent special effects.

Jessie Jane is so cute she makes me pee my pants. If I ever get the chance to meet her I’m not looking forward to the pee thing. She is not the only hottie, there are plenty. The scenes are hot shit.

I highly recommend you get this flick, I’ve watched it numerous times now. It’s perfect for when you have girls over that aren’t into straight up raunchy hardcore porn. Take the middle of the couch, laugh, cry, and have a nice threesome when you are done.

“Pirates” recieves five sexy ladies out of five.