Look at you. Already to step D. Feeling good? Can you smell that threesome from here? I know I could. The power is yours remember. Are you starting to feel like you can do anything? I will allow you to feel good about reaching this point, but I do not want you getting cocky. Stay grounded, there is more work to be done.

It’s time to go hunting for a new lady friend. One method that I do not prefer, is the bar. I do not like the bar because chances are it will be a one nighter, and I don’t like the bar because it involves excess drinking. My method of choice is fellow employees. What do you think of the girls you work with? Are there any that stand out to you? Don’t pick the hottest one right away, think about their personality. Has she ever excreted the tiniest bit of freakyness? That may be all you need. Another method could be the random method. How about the cute cashier at the grocery store near by? Whether your lady is there or not, be smooth, ask her how she’s doing, be clever, make a funny. Make her remember your face or faces.

Firstly, back to the fellow employee method. Friend her ass. Get to know her. Talk too much at work and make the boss angry. Be knowledgeable, make her realize how smart you are (even if you read it and studied it so you could use it on her, yesterday). Be clever, and funny. Look good, and smell better. Do not over do it with the axe. Overpowering smells drive ladies away. Make it so that she has to be close to you to get a nice whiff of your manliness. This will bring her in to your wooing zone. Do not keep secret the fact that you have a girlfriend. NO, NO, NO!! I want her to know she exists, but I don’t want you constantly talking about her. Touch her, but be sure you’ve cleared it with the other lady. I’m not talking about titty grabbing, just find a reason to put your arm around her, or pretend you know how to read a palm. Tell her you see vast amount of pleasure in her future. Establish a contact relationship. She will like you in no time. She will dream about you, and she probably wants to steal you away from your girlfriend.

On to the random method I stated earlier. This method is not as easy, and as I have mentioned, not personally preferred. You need to invite her to something or somewhere with the two of you. Chances are, you will not be able to get away with going somewhere with her without your girlfriend, and this is why I prefer my other method. You do not have that alone time with her, to get her wanting you. This method will probably end up taking longer, and in most cases, you’ll just end up with a friend. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

So do you think you’ve found her? This hunt was a successful one? Congrats, you are one step closer to having that threesome thing we’ve been talking about. If you are stumped and cannot find her, do not give up. Maybe a new girl will get hired, maybe there will be a cute new grocery store clerk next week. Keep your eyes and ears wide open. Those dirty girls are everywhere.

Welcome to step E.

-Master How