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Performing in a Threesome

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Holy crap, you have two girls waiting for you in your bedroom. It was a huge success! Only one thing left to do, time to give like you’ve never given before. Give much more than you take.

This is very, very important when you are involved in a threesome. I want you spending the vast majority of your energy pleasing them. You’d better make them orgasm at least once each or you have failed. I recommend a minimum of three orgasms per lady, per session. Note: If you give your lady friend a fourth, you better get for girlfriend off again. You want your girlfriends pleasure to be equal to or exceed your lady friend’s.

If you suck at eating pussy or don’t have great endurance, you’d better do a lot of practicing before you arrange your threesome. You have a girlfriend remember? If you want, tell her you are a little worried and she should let you go nuts. Mention to her that you want her to tell you when she is enjoying herself, and when she really isn’t. Tell her you want her to ask you what to do and when to do it. Learn by doing, and honesty is the best policy. Be sure she holds nothing back, and pay attention to her face. Even if she is being quiet you can always tell if they are enjoying themselves by watching their face. If she has a huge bush, that blocks your view, ask her to trim it, or eliminate it. I love a nice 80’s bush, but you are trying to learn here.

Endurance and consistency are the two main keys when eating pussy. How you eat pussy will dictate how well your threesome goes, so you better have it mastered. Have you ever had a hand job or blowjob come to and end at exactly the wrong time? Her jaw gets soar, or she just stops without realizing how close you were? Well, she can get away with that, because she is a chick, but you can’t.

I want you to be capable of eating your girlfriend out for three hours if you have to. This requires plenty of training, but once your tongue can run a marathon you’ll be ready for them. You must be capable of keeping a very consistent pace. We can’t have sporadic craziness happening down there. Start off slow, with an equal amount of time and pressure between brush strokes. Gradually speed up, and incorporate your fingers. Tickle her anus if she is comfortable with it. Eventually she will have the back or your head and she’ll be ramming it into her pussy, so you will also have to be capable of running on a limited amount of oxygen. Become the king of endurance and consistency.

You may be worried that you will become a bit gun shy. All that hard work, and you can’t get it up. That’s just rough. I admit, I had a little trouble my first time. There is just so much running through your head. Luckily, girls don’t tend to care if you have a boner while you are eating them out, so just stay down there. Alternate from one to the next, making them cum over and over. Try incorporating sex toys. Sex toys are a bloody wonderful thing. Why? Because you and I do not have a dick on or face. The right dildo with the right shape and a good amount of power will drench your bed in lady juice. Good endurance and consistency will also be needed when penetrating them with the dildo. This should not take so much practice tough, as pushing it in and out somewhat resembles jerking off, and we all have great jerking endurance (years of practice). Eventually you will get comfortable with your surroundings, and the situation, and realize you have a big boner. Time to get to work.

When it comes to penetrating, you will either want to know each of their full sexual histories and that they are on birth control, or you will want to wear protection. Personally I feel deep probing into their histories or even STD test records are the way to go. When having a threesome and wearing condoms, you obviously have to wear different condoms with the two of them. This takes away the wonderful option from popping into one and then the other smoothly. This option, to me, is not one that I want to live without. In fact, if you are having a threesome with someone you are not sure is clean, you are supposed to designate one hand for one vagina, and one for the other vagina. This is just too much. Probe into their histories, and probe into some ladies.

If you find you are getting too close to orgasm, stop. Get back down there, or pull out the trusty double ended dildo. Why not? There is even a strap on in our treasure chest for when I just feel like watching. It is a great idea to have a nice collection of sex toys at your disposal. You never know when they might come in handy. Once you have settled down a bit, poke it in some more. Try a range of different positions, and see if you can get everyone incorporated into each position. i.e. You lay down, one is riding you, one on your face. Or, if they are feeling more adventurous, you do one doggy style while she eats her lady friend out. There are endless possibilities.

Do whatever you can to get them to do naughty things with each other, without acting pushy. You do not want to seem like you are forcing anything upon them, you just want to influence them into trying some lesbian activities. If you would like, at this point, just sit back, this will give your dick a rest, and allow you to start fresh when they slow down.

A threesome should be enjoyed like a fine wine. My first lasted over six hours, and man oh man, time did fly by. Eventually though, it is time for the final poking. It is a good idea to give them each a good ramming before you climax. This way they will both feel like they were part of what made you orgasm. You can choose to pull out and cover their bodies in it, or if they are willing, get them on their knees for a good facial. Facials do not just exist in porno, many normal girls get off on them, and many even love the taste (especially if you are a vegetarian, like myself ;) ).

Another way you can bring this whole thing to conclusion is with a double blowjob. By now they should be down with anything you say, so have them alternate, one on the dick, one on the balls, until it’s all over.

Now just lay for 10 or 15 minutes with a lady on each side and think about what you’ve just accomplished. Afterward a group shower is always nice. I have read that it is not a good idea for your lady friend to spend the night, but I say if she is willing, more power to you. One last recommendation, have your girlfriend in the middle while sleeping. If you are in the middle and your girlfriend wakes up in the morning with you all nuzzled into your lady friend and not her, that leave her one final opportunity for her to get jealous and your threesome streak will end at one.

If you have done a good job here, and you’ve slept in the proper alignment, you should not have a problem getting your new lady friend over for another go. In theory, you should be able to go on like that forever with the same girl, but eventually, the lady friend will want more and end up with a boyfriend, and so ends your streak. No worries though, you can always start over again. Not from the start, but from step D.

Rare, but it has been done, the three way relationship. I’m hopeful I will end up in one, one day. I see many potential flaws with a three way relationship, but I’d love to give it a try. The positives far outweigh the negatives. Jealousy would eventually become a factor, for example, one’s at work, and the two of you are home for the day, so you go snow boarding without # 3. If this happened a couple times I could see problems. You’d have to arrange it so that jealousy was against the law in your relationship. It would kinda suck if you could only have sex when they were both home. Anyways, that is for another post.

-Master How