Brainwashing your new lady friend should not be hard. You have her liking you enough. She wants you, and she’ll do anything to have you. Well, as long as you’ve completed the previous step properly.

You will want to assure her that you are going to stay faithful to your girlfriend, and therefore you’ll leave her no choice. Make advances, flirt constantly, and tell her how much you like her. You’ve made her want to be with you, now tell her how much you would love to be with her. Make her cream in her panties. If you’ve wooed her properly so you should be able to act fairly aggressive. Women love confidence and well timed forwardness.

When you feel comfortable, tell her that there is only one way you can be together. Tell her that because of your faithfulness to your girlfriend, that going behind her back is not an option. Let her know that what is an option, is for the three of you to get together.

She may be overwhelmed from the get go, but it should not be hard to bring her down to earth. She may at this point think that you’ve been playing her, and a threesome was your goal from the beginning. I guess you could consider this half true. At this point, she probably thinks you are experienced with these kinds of activities, so assure you are not. Tell her that you have actually never had a threesome, and until recently, your girlfriend would not even have considered it. Mention to her that recent conversations with your girlfriend have brought out that fact that she is somewhat attracted to girls.

It’s called bi-curious, and it rules. See how she reacts. Hopefully, she will keep smiling. Best case scenario, she will admit that she too is bi-curious, or even straight-up bi. Worst case scenario, she hits you in the face. The most probabable scenario though, is that she will seem somewhat interested. If you’ve played the perfect game and made her love you, she will eventually grab that bull by the horns.

Assure her that she will get plenty of attention from you, and she will also have plenty of fun trying some new things (like your girlfriend). Promise her it will not get sketchy or awkward, and you can promise this because you will be completing step F before you get any double pootie.

Onward to step F then…

-Master How