If you already have the girl, feel free to skip this step…

Some people may consider this step optional. This is somewhat true, seriously drunken threesomes can come about without the relationship. The Problem with the drunken threesome is, you are very, very DRUNK. I personally prefer to remember all the naughty things I did last night. Wouldn’t you? Memory loss is not the only side effect of the drunken threesome. The other major side effect is in the performance section. Just like you suck at walking down yellow lines when you’re hammered, you also suck at sex. You might not think you do, but you are wrong. The clit is not all that big and accuracy is paramount. Know your limits. Don’t drink yourself stupid.

Back to the girlfriend thing. I feel it is the only way you can end up in a maintainable threeway relationship. Getting a girlfriend is not that hard. Do you know why you are so lonely? (if you are) It is because you think you are better looking than you truly are. You get out of the shower and look in the mirror and wink at yourself. The first thing you have to do is get over yourself. Know what league you belong in. Stop waiting out for that girl that you will never even talk to. Find a nice girl that you are comfortable with. She could be a friend of yours already. Maybe she’s always liked you. See if she wants to take it to the next level. I’m certain you know of someone that fits the bill.

On to step B…