Anal sex is becoming more and more acceptable, but many girls still have the mindset that nothing should go IN the OUT shoot. How do you possibly get a girl to let you near her ass with that type of mindset? It’s surprisingly simple believe it or not. Warning: The bigger your penis, the longer it will take to achieve this dirtiest of goals. So you guys with average or small penis’ can start jumping up and down now.

The trick to getting anal sex is by slowly SNEAKING some anal play into the bedroom. How do you touch her butt without getting kicked in the face? Be busy elsewhere as well. You are giving her oral, one hand and one tongue are extremely busy, and get her good and close to the edge. You have a free hand, look at that! Get it off of her tit and sneak it down to her naughty bits. Be sure she is close to orgasm, girls are up for almost anything when they have that ‘gonna cum’ feeling. With your index finger, touch her anus softly (be sure you keep working with the tongue and the other hand), and then begin with a circular motion around the rim of her anus. Continue this motion, she will not stop you, and from there let her orgasm.

She will ask you afterward what you were doing down there, but she will also add that she liked it. The rim of the anus is loaded with nerve endings and a little tickle down there at the right time will be welcomed with open legs. You should at some point mention that you read (or saw on TV) that anal sex is actually very clean. Tell her there are really no worries when it comes to running into poo. There are seven or so usable inches that are nice and tidy almost all of the time. The only time it is not empty in there, is when it is time to go to the washroom.

You can choose to move forward the next time you have sex, or you can repeat what you did last time to get her used to it. Your next move will involve some not so hardcore penetration. You will again apply some pleasure to her bottom at the right time, but this time when she is near orgasm, or during orgasm, a few little pokes will do. Do not go deeper than a half an inch or so. Be sure it is moist down there, by drool or by lube. Note: When it comes to finger pokes, I prefer to use my thumb. Not because it is bigger but because it is easier to control, especially when she is squirming during orgasm. Your fist stops her from sliding an entire un-welcomed finger into her ass. One bad anal experience could scare her away anything anal for life!

Basically from here, take your time and have good timing. Get deeper inch by inch, and when you are still getting away with it, give two fingers a shot. You have accomplished something if you have reached this point. Whether she was one of those girls who thought anal play was gross, or just one that thought it would not be comfortable, you have begun to prove her wrong.

Now that you have her comfortable with her bottom being manipulated, I suggest a little shopping. There are plenty of anal starter kits out there, or you can just make up your own starter kit by buying a small vibrator and a small butt plug(vibrating also if she wants). The butt plug is especially necessary. It has an upside down cone shape that allows for easy insertion, and once the widest part is inserted, you arrive at the stem. The plug can then be kept in during oral, and intercourse. Just having it inside gets her used to her bottom being stretched a little. The butt plug teaches her to relax the two muscles that need to be fully relaxed during anal sex.

In time this anal experimentation will without doubt lead to anal sex. There is just no getting around it. She is not sickened by the thought anymore, so it is all about working her up to something your size. This would be why I mentioned earlier that the bigger you are, the longer it takes. It is all about taking your time, and keeping her comfortable.

When you finally get to stick it in, be sure to lube up like you’ve never lubed up before. Saliva alone will probably not be enough your first time. Do not slam her silly or you will not get to return to this newfound happy place. I recommend the spoon position for your first time. It is a good angle for her, and it is also a very intimate position. You can move into those rougher positions later, but for now just keep every anal experience a good one. That’s about it, happy anal.

-Master How

Congratulations, I knew you could do it. If you have any questions or comments , feel free to post them here or in any of the other posts.

I’m happy I did this, and if it gets even one of you guys a threesome, It will be worth it to me. Spread the love. Thanks for reading.

-Master How

Holy crap, you have two girls waiting for you in your bedroom. It was a huge success! Only one thing left to do, time to give like you’ve never given before. Give much more than you take.

This is very, very important when you are involved in a threesome. I want you spending the vast majority of your energy pleasing them. You’d better make them orgasm at least once each or you have failed. I recommend a minimum of three orgasms per lady, per session. Note: If you give your lady friend a fourth, you better get for girlfriend off again. You want your girlfriends pleasure to be equal to or exceed your lady friend’s.

If you suck at eating pussy or don’t have great endurance, you’d better do a lot of practicing before you arrange your threesome. You have a girlfriend remember? If you want, tell her you are a little worried and she should let you go nuts. Mention to her that you want her to tell you when she is enjoying herself, and when she really isn’t. Tell her you want her to ask you what to do and when to do it. Learn by doing, and honesty is the best policy. Be sure she holds nothing back, and pay attention to her face. Even if she is being quiet you can always tell if they are enjoying themselves by watching their face. If she has a huge bush, that blocks your view, ask her to trim it, or eliminate it. I love a nice 80’s bush, but you are trying to learn here.

Endurance and consistency are the two main keys when eating pussy. How you eat pussy will dictate how well your threesome goes, so you better have it mastered. Have you ever had a hand job or blowjob come to and end at exactly the wrong time? Her jaw gets soar, or she just stops without realizing how close you were? Well, she can get away with that, because she is a chick, but you can’t.

I want you to be capable of eating your girlfriend out for three hours if you have to. This requires plenty of training, but once your tongue can run a marathon you’ll be ready for them. You must be capable of keeping a very consistent pace. We can’t have sporadic craziness happening down there. Start off slow, with an equal amount of time and pressure between brush strokes. Gradually speed up, and incorporate your fingers. Tickle her anus if she is comfortable with it. Eventually she will have the back or your head and she’ll be ramming it into her pussy, so you will also have to be capable of running on a limited amount of oxygen. Become the king of endurance and consistency.

You may be worried that you will become a bit gun shy. All that hard work, and you can’t get it up. That’s just rough. I admit, I had a little trouble my first time. There is just so much running through your head. Luckily, girls don’t tend to care if you have a boner while you are eating them out, so just stay down there. Alternate from one to the next, making them cum over and over. Try incorporating sex toys. Sex toys are a bloody wonderful thing. Why? Because you and I do not have a dick on or face. The right dildo with the right shape and a good amount of power will drench your bed in lady juice. Good endurance and consistency will also be needed when penetrating them with the dildo. This should not take so much practice tough, as pushing it in and out somewhat resembles jerking off, and we all have great jerking endurance (years of practice). Eventually you will get comfortable with your surroundings, and the situation, and realize you have a big boner. Time to get to work.

When it comes to penetrating, you will either want to know each of their full sexual histories and that they are on birth control, or you will want to wear protection. Personally I feel deep probing into their histories or even STD test records are the way to go. When having a threesome and wearing condoms, you obviously have to wear different condoms with the two of them. This takes away the wonderful option from popping into one and then the other smoothly. This option, to me, is not one that I want to live without. In fact, if you are having a threesome with someone you are not sure is clean, you are supposed to designate one hand for one vagina, and one for the other vagina. This is just too much. Probe into their histories, and probe into some ladies.

If you find you are getting too close to orgasm, stop. Get back down there, or pull out the trusty double ended dildo. Why not? There is even a strap on in our treasure chest for when I just feel like watching. It is a great idea to have a nice collection of sex toys at your disposal. You never know when they might come in handy. Once you have settled down a bit, poke it in some more. Try a range of different positions, and see if you can get everyone incorporated into each position. i.e. You lay down, one is riding you, one on your face. Or, if they are feeling more adventurous, you do one doggy style while she eats her lady friend out. There are endless possibilities.

Do whatever you can to get them to do naughty things with each other, without acting pushy. You do not want to seem like you are forcing anything upon them, you just want to influence them into trying some lesbian activities. If you would like, at this point, just sit back, this will give your dick a rest, and allow you to start fresh when they slow down.

A threesome should be enjoyed like a fine wine. My first lasted over six hours, and man oh man, time did fly by. Eventually though, it is time for the final poking. It is a good idea to give them each a good ramming before you climax. This way they will both feel like they were part of what made you orgasm. You can choose to pull out and cover their bodies in it, or if they are willing, get them on their knees for a good facial. Facials do not just exist in porno, many normal girls get off on them, and many even love the taste (especially if you are a vegetarian, like myself ).

Another way you can bring this whole thing to conclusion is with a double blowjob. By now they should be down with anything you say, so have them alternate, one on the dick, one on the balls, until it’s all over.

Now just lay for 10 or 15 minutes with a lady on each side and think about what you’ve just accomplished. Afterward a group shower is always nice. I have read that it is not a good idea for your lady friend to spend the night, but I say if she is willing, more power to you. One last recommendation, have your girlfriend in the middle while sleeping. If you are in the middle and your girlfriend wakes up in the morning with you all nuzzled into your lady friend and not her, that leave her one final opportunity for her to get jealous and your threesome streak will end at one.

If you have done a good job here, and you’ve slept in the proper alignment, you should not have a problem getting your new lady friend over for another go. In theory, you should be able to go on like that forever with the same girl, but eventually, the lady friend will want more and end up with a boyfriend, and so ends your streak. No worries though, you can always start over again. Not from the start, but from step D.

Rare, but it has been done, the three way relationship. I’m hopeful I will end up in one, one day. I see many potential flaws with a three way relationship, but I’d love to give it a try. The positives far outweigh the negatives. Jealousy would eventually become a factor, for example, one’s at work, and the two of you are home for the day, so you go snow boarding without # 3. If this happened a couple times I could see problems. You’d have to arrange it so that jealousy was against the law in your relationship. It would kinda suck if you could only have sex when they were both home. Anyways, that is for another post.

-Master How

Sex is not a race, but it should not drag out either. Obviously you should perform longer the more females there are in your bed so i will chop this up a bit.

One Partner

This could be your girlfriend, or it could be a one night stand, either way you do not want to let things get boring. I will not be breaking out any official time lines here, it is about the moment, but an average session should last around 25 to 30 minutes. Now if you are up for more, and she is obviously willing, do it up, but watch her eyes. If she looks at the clock, or turns on the TV, you are too late to save this session.

You should spend just as much time giving her oral sex, and you spend having sex with her. This is the first guideline you should think about following. Most girls do not receive enough oral from their partner, this is a fact. If you want her to beg for more, you’d better be sure she has a good time.

I recently heard of a study that stated many women actually prefer men with smaller penis’ because they spend more time giving oral sex. They do this because they think that their package alone is not enough to please her. Now, if you have an average or large penis a little effort will in turn make you a total stud in the sack.

I don’t recommend making her orgasm before you penetrate her, just give her a good warm up to keep her in need. Once your having sex you must keep her interested. (Note: The majority of girls don’t feel an awful lot from the actual penetration due to a lack of nerve endings within the vaginal canal.) An easy way to keep her good an stimulated is my rubbing her clitoris with a free hand, or even easier, by wearing a vibrating cock ring (good times are had by all with the ring).

After doing your thing for a while, get out of there and give her an orgasm, or utilize the vibrating cock ring and give her one while penetrating. If you choose the second method, see if you can orgasm at the same time as her. Ladies love simultaneous orgasming, as it shows you are the master of your peter. If you chose to finish her orally, do so, but do not penetrate her too much longer afterward. Try to wrap things up half quickly so she does not get fed up.

Some women orgasm extremely easily, and enjoy several orgasms per session. Obviously, with this kind of girl, you do not want to simply give her one and be done as it will probably not be as mind blowing an orgasm and the lady who only enjoys a single orgasm. Her orgasms take time, there is a build up, and later (with proper technique), an explosion. They’ll be ready for a pillow and a cup of tea when you are finished with them.

The Quicky

Qickies are quite different even though you are still with just one partner. Feel free to get off in as little as five minutes, and since your clothes are still primarily on, you shouldn’t really worry about giving her oral sex. Quickies are not so much about the sex, as they are about the rush that comes from having sex when and where you shouldn’t be. The quicker you get it over with the better, as you do not want to get caught with your pants down at your parents house. It is about the risk of getting caught, but actually getting caught would be a disaster.

Two Partners

In the past I have written, “a threesome is like a fine wine“, and this is so true. You are dealing with completely different circumstances here, and you must be ready to perform. If your threesome does not last at least an hour, I am going to consider it an unauthorized quicky. You’d better have you’re tongue performing as if it were an olympic athlete if you plan on getting mixed up in a threesome.

Again, you must be in the moment to determine when you should end things. Be certain they have orgasmed at least once a piece, and get it done before they start talking about shopping. The heat of the moment will only last so long for them. I don’t want to say they have short attention spans, but you must entertain them to the best of your abilities and finish things on a high.

Three or More Partners

Prepare for a long evening. Apply the methods I mention in my step by step guide. For the most part, evenly disperse the pleasure, and also find ways to get everyone involved at once. A session involving three partners should last around an hour and a half, and just keep adding a half an hour or so for each additional lucky lady.

-Master How

Alrighty, you are now into final preparations. The last very important step here, is for the ladies to spill there guts. Buy a big bottle of wine. You should be present, but you should keep fairly quiet as they voice there concerns.

They will get a little buzzed and express their feelings about the inevitable threesome. They might talk about what they are excited for, but they will mainly jabber on about more serious things. This lady friend of yours is going to have to convince your girlfriend that she is not interested in stealing you away from her. She will conclude by saying she is only in it for the experience (even if this is not the case, and she actually just wants you badly). She will use this method with your girlfriend, even if you do not tell her she should. She does not want to knock this train off the tracks.

You should be able to get through this night of talks fairly easily, and you may even squeeze a threesome into it. I say this because you have completed all steps, and your next step is the threesome. It will be fresh in your minds. Just make sure you haven’t drank too much if you do decide to make your move.

So here we go, step H… finally, threesome time.

So, you have your girlfriend down with the threesome, and you have your lady friend settling for a threesome. You’ve done well. This is the step where the two lovely ladies finally meet. This is also the step where hopefully your lady friend gets a little more interested in doing naughty things with your girlfriend.

You can arrange this in a number of ways. If it happens to be a girl you work with that is your new lady friend, a meeting at work is not a bad idea. When you are working with this lady friend of yours, call your girlfriend up and tell her you forgot your lunch, or that you just want her to swing by and see you. With the latter, you not only get your meeting, but also bonus boyfriend points which you can redeem later. Can you say drooly blow job??

If you are feeling confident enough, you can just invite her to your place for a gathering of some sort. I personally prefer for the two of them to have met before hand, even if only for a two minute conversation. After the work meeting would be when I would choose to invite her to my place.

It is probably a good idea to have other people there as well for this round. I don’t feel it would be smart to get into the three way gatherings so soon. You give the ladies time to converse, drink a little, and become friendly with one another. Try not to have a threesome after this gathering, and your chances of having handfuls of threesomes will go way up. There is a very good chance, even if it’s good, it will be a one time and she’s gone thing if you jump the gun.

If you’ve chosen the right girl here, they will get along nicely. Your girlfriend might initiate a little. Nothing serious, maybe a hug or an arm around. Just enough to get her contact relationship established. She is part of the team now. Don’t sit in between them, let them get drunk and talk about silliness and sex.

To step G we go…

-Master How

Brainwashing your new lady friend should not be hard. You have her liking you enough. She wants you, and she’ll do anything to have you. Well, as long as you’ve completed the previous step properly.

You will want to assure her that you are going to stay faithful to your girlfriend, and therefore you’ll leave her no choice. Make advances, flirt constantly, and tell her how much you like her. You’ve made her want to be with you, now tell her how much you would love to be with her. Make her cream in her panties. If you’ve wooed her properly so you should be able to act fairly aggressive. Women love confidence and well timed forwardness.

When you feel comfortable, tell her that there is only one way you can be together. Tell her that because of your faithfulness to your girlfriend, that going behind her back is not an option. Let her know that what is an option, is for the three of you to get together.

She may be overwhelmed from the get go, but it should not be hard to bring her down to earth. She may at this point think that you’ve been playing her, and a threesome was your goal from the beginning. I guess you could consider this half true. At this point, she probably thinks you are experienced with these kinds of activities, so assure you are not. Tell her that you have actually never had a threesome, and until recently, your girlfriend would not even have considered it. Mention to her that recent conversations with your girlfriend have brought out that fact that she is somewhat attracted to girls.

It’s called bi-curious, and it rules. See how she reacts. Hopefully, she will keep smiling. Best case scenario, she will admit that she too is bi-curious, or even straight-up bi. Worst case scenario, she hits you in the face. The most probabable scenario though, is that she will seem somewhat interested. If you’ve played the perfect game and made her love you, she will eventually grab that bull by the horns.

Assure her that she will get plenty of attention from you, and she will also have plenty of fun trying some new things (like your girlfriend). Promise her it will not get sketchy or awkward, and you can promise this because you will be completing step F before you get any double pootie.

Onward to step F then…

-Master How

Look at you. Already to step D. Feeling good? Can you smell that threesome from here? I know I could. The power is yours remember. Are you starting to feel like you can do anything? I will allow you to feel good about reaching this point, but I do not want you getting cocky. Stay grounded, there is more work to be done.

It’s time to go hunting for a new lady friend. One method that I do not prefer, is the bar. I do not like the bar because chances are it will be a one nighter, and I don’t like the bar because it involves excess drinking. My method of choice is fellow employees. What do you think of the girls you work with? Are there any that stand out to you? Don’t pick the hottest one right away, think about their personality. Has she ever excreted the tiniest bit of freakyness? That may be all you need. Another method could be the random method. How about the cute cashier at the grocery store near by? Whether your lady is there or not, be smooth, ask her how she’s doing, be clever, make a funny. Make her remember your face or faces.

Firstly, back to the fellow employee method. Friend her ass. Get to know her. Talk too much at work and make the boss angry. Be knowledgeable, make her realize how smart you are (even if you read it and studied it so you could use it on her, yesterday). Be clever, and funny. Look good, and smell better. Do not over do it with the axe. Overpowering smells drive ladies away. Make it so that she has to be close to you to get a nice whiff of your manliness. This will bring her in to your wooing zone. Do not keep secret the fact that you have a girlfriend. NO, NO, NO!! I want her to know she exists, but I don’t want you constantly talking about her. Touch her, but be sure you’ve cleared it with the other lady. I’m not talking about titty grabbing, just find a reason to put your arm around her, or pretend you know how to read a palm. Tell her you see vast amount of pleasure in her future. Establish a contact relationship. She will like you in no time. She will dream about you, and she probably wants to steal you away from your girlfriend.

On to the random method I stated earlier. This method is not as easy, and as I have mentioned, not personally preferred. You need to invite her to something or somewhere with the two of you. Chances are, you will not be able to get away with going somewhere with her without your girlfriend, and this is why I prefer my other method. You do not have that alone time with her, to get her wanting you. This method will probably end up taking longer, and in most cases, you’ll just end up with a friend. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

So do you think you’ve found her? This hunt was a successful one? Congrats, you are one step closer to having that threesome thing we’ve been talking about. If you are stumped and cannot find her, do not give up. Maybe a new girl will get hired, maybe there will be a cute new grocery store clerk next week. Keep your eyes and ears wide open. Those dirty girls are everywhere.

Welcome to step E.

-Master How

You have your girl liking, and even wanting ladies. I’m proud of you, but not as proud as i will be when you have your first threesome. There are quite a few more steps before we get to that though. It is time for blabber.

This blabber will mainly include setting rules/guidelines if this threesome were to occur. Guidelines may not need to be set. You may have her so randy for a threesome she really does not care what you do. Most girlfriends will care, though. I personally was not able to skip this step.

These guidelines are there for her. We need her to be as comfortable as possible and we need complete trust (see, poop laughs in step B). Some of these guidelines might include ; excess kissing, playing favorites, and protection.

What you two need to discuss, is what problems you might run into. You do not want her getting upset because you are playing favorites, and not paying enough attention to her. I believe the last thing you want is a huge threesome ending fight before you even have the chance to get off. You discuss what you think you need to discuss. Think of every possible problem you could run into and find out if she thinks it could also become one. You know her better than I do. Think deep and blab.

Back to playing favorites for a moment. This is not something you will want to skip in your discussion. I’ll go out on a limb and tell you that topic is mandatory. You will have to keep your internal clock accurate to the minute (or watch the clock in the bedroom). Please her just as much or more to be safe. Yes, often you will be pleasing both at once, and this time is canceled out since they are both getting time added to their pleasure clocks. Eventually, into threesome number two and three with the same girl, start giving her slightly more attention. Your lady should not mind, because by now, she wants you to keep her coming back for more.

Blah blah blah. Talk about what you need to talk about, and move on to step D.

-Master How

This is a step that may prove to be quite time consuming. I am convinced that 98% of females are attracted to humans of the same sex. What can take time, is convincing them that this is the case. You never know, you might get lucky. openly kinda bi girls are becoming more and more common. But if this lady you have chosen pretends she isn’t into ladies then you have some work do to. You want the threesome right? A little work will not kill you. Will it?

You must develop a relationship of 100% trust. You must be completely open with your lady. When I say open, I mean open. I want you to be able to show her your poop. When you can show her your poop and you do nothing but laugh together, you are at the proper level to move onto the next step.

If you’ve ever heard her say, “she’s so pretty”, then you have a good shot. Even if she’s talking about an unattainable celebrity, like Scarlett Johansson. All you need to begin with is a little sign like so. Let’s say it is Scarlett she thinks is pretty, and go from there.

So you are enjoying a movie together… let’s say it’s ‘Lost in Translation’ because I love that movie. She mentions how pretty Scarlett is, or even better, how HOT she is. Say something like, “would you enjoy a nice kiss from Scarlett?” You can easily turn things around and say you are joking if she reacts negatively. Hopefully for you, she gives you the answer I would expect, and that is, “hell yes”. Depending on the situation you might now ask her if she would go further, but you may want to hold off for now and ease her into her new sexuality.

Something I have used very successfully I call ‘Guys are friggin’ ugly’. Have her check out some classy nude art and portraits of ladies with you, and then take a look at some gay man porno or something repulsive like it. One extreme, to the next. Describe to her why it is the female form that you love so much. I’m sure you will not have much trouble coming up with your reasons. The curves, the breasts, the fact that they are mainly hairless, and the lack of a strange hanging tube attached to a hanging sack full of testicles. These are just a few good reasons many prefer the female form. Note: Do not go so far that you turn her into a lesbian. You will know you went too far with your man bashing when she leaves you for your sister.

Once you have convinced your lady to see the light, watch another movie with Scarlett in it. Try, “The Island”, she’s really hot in that one. Now is when I’d recommend reminding her about the fact that she said she’d enjoy kissing Scarlett. Ease in and ask her if she would ever do more with a girl like Scarlett. She should react well since you have been prepping her for a while. When she says, “maybe”, ask her what she would be willing to participate in. She will probably act shy and say something like, “ I dunnooo”, but she’ll giggle while she says it. There are dirty thoughts in that head and you need to extract them. This may be your chance.

Begin by asking her if she would perform specific actions. You have the kiss checked off the list, maybe step that up to a topless make-out session. She’s getting wetter by the minute. She has Scarlett on the brain. Next up ask her if she’d would enjoy kissing all over Scarlett’s naked body. From there you might want to ask her what she would do next. She is warmed up now and should respond positively. Hopefully she’ll admit that she is curious about what easting pussy is like. If she does, this is a very, very good thing. From there you have sex with her and say a few dirty things in her ear about what it would be like if Scarlett were here.

The next day, or after the sex session, mention how much you’d love to see her with another girl. It is time to start taking Scarlett out of the picture. I am pretty much certain you and I will never have a threesome with her. You have pried out some very valuable information here. She has the hots for chicks, oh my god!! You have done it!! Hey.. hold ure bird. Just because she likes them doesn’t mean she’d want to invite you to play.

This is where the trust and the poop laughs come in. You need to be completely open with her. She must be certain that she is the only girl for you. If she does not trust you completely, you will either never get your threesome, or get one, and end up single. This might be what you are looking for. If this is the case, go for it. Personally, I like my lady so I’m keeping total trust in this relationship.

Start easing in by asking her if she would ever like to bring another girl into the bedroom. She will right away mention that she does not want you having sex with another girl. You love her don’t you? Well, even if you don’t, tell her you do, or something semi-equivalent. You must convince her that it would only be for fun. It’s just a bit of an enhancement, like a sex toy. Now remind her about the hot sex you had that night you talked all that dirty talk about Scarlett. Bring her back to hornyville and away from jealousy lane. Once she is horny again have more hot sex and talk dirty about pussy and titties. You can get away with saying much nastier things when your lady is getting off. When you are eating scrambled eggs and toast for breakfast it is more difficult to work that stuff into the conversation early on.

Continue talking openly about the possibility of a threesome. Set guidelines, or rules. Whatever you want to call them. You don’t even have a third lined up, but it’s good to get the idea deep into your ladies brain. Give her plenty of time to digest it. Maybe she’ll have a handful of dirty dreams and tell you about them. Time will pass, you will never let her forget about ladies, and you will now move on to your next step.

If you have reached this point, I am proud of you. You is a good lil’ grasshopper, yes you are.

Onward!! Step C awaits you!

- Master How